Dutch language help please

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Post by Shadow »

Well, sinse i saw 3 dutch guys and some dutch girls yesterday, and YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS have only taught me offensive dutch except ik hou van jou, i was drunk and you can probably guess, i went up to show off my dutch skills with the offensive shit... THEY DID NOT LOOK IMPRESSED! i thought they were going to stab me....

So please. teach me some nice things to say for any future references.
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Post by Pele »

#klootzak

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Post by CheaterSkeeter »

weet ik niet
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Post by Persian »

Ill make you a nice pocketlist soon.
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Post by Hayo »

LMFAO, let me guess: Ik hou van jullie allemaal maar niet van xx, xx is een klootzak? :D
Just tell us what you wanna say well translate.
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Post by Shadow »

NOOOO i didnt say i love them! only thing i didnt sayy! i was trying to insult them to be funny but i was just too drunk!!
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Post by Hayo »

Do you remember what you did say?
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Post by Nijogeth »

probably he told them all that 'jij bent homo' shit
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Post by Shadow »

CLOATSUCK

lick mine lul

HOW YE BEK

flikerop

who was ya daaaak - funnily enough, i thought this was offensive... got home and realised that it wasnt!

Praat GAIN poop

teefaslia

u bent lailuk

u bent un walvis
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Post by Cold »

Shadow wrote:Well, sinse i saw 3 dutch guys and some dutch girls yesterday, and YOU ABSOLUTE CUNTS have only taught me offensive dutch
so they taught me. :mrgreen: except for a few little saying in SoF. ; D oparider, kut ezel.
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Post by Fushy »

Whaha brilliant! :clap:
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Post by Emirate »

Shadow wrote:CLOATSUCK

lick mine lul

HOW YE BEK

flikerop

who was ya daaaak - funnily enough, i thought this was offensive... got home and realised that it wasnt!

Praat GAIN poop

teefaslia

u bent lailuk

u bent un walvis
:lol:

next time when they look angry at you after you said some stupid things just say:
Wat kijk je nou, jij vunzig schaap.

Should make things up. If not, just run.
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Post by Persian »

Just knock the poo out of them wirh your mighty biceps.
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Post by Cold »

Homoflikkerpisnicht ftw!
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Post by Nijogeth »

i get what he is trying to say with those sentences
although u guys should work on shadow's dutch typing skills
his talking skills are ok right now
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Post by Crook »

next time you look the guy in his eyes and say:

mag ik met je vriendin neuken?
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Post by Cold »

Crook wrote:next time you look the guy in his eyes and say:

mag ik met je vriendin neuken?
If she only were at least good looking that's fine then. :D
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Post by Crook »

Cold wrote:
Crook wrote:next time you look the guy in his eyes and say:

mag ik met je vriendin neuken?
If she only were at least good looking that's fine then. :D
Sahdow was drunk anyway :tongue:
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Post by Cold »

I get it... but better not to confuse some pussy with man's butthole. :rockban: :ghehe:
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Post by Prorace »

just say to them : ik neuk jouw moeder en de keuken kanker mongool, then say ik spuit in jouw moeder's muils, after that, fight or run.
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